How many blonds does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

Question

only number answers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Answer 1

1. - Bulb screwers will congregate like flies.

Answer 2

One, she stands there with bulb in hand and 5 guys will offer there services to do it for her.

Answer 3

637

Answer 4

42

Answer 5

Q: How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: 6. One to change it and 5 to say "Man, you've got huge muscles !"

Q: How many Sun readers does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

A: 10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

Q: How many Sun readers does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

A: None, but one is enough to s***w up the joke.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Duh.... whats a lightbulb???

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off.

Q: How many poltergeists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure.

Q: How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: There is nothing to change.

Q: How many fatalists does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

A: Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway.

Answer 6

2. But it is hard to find blonds small enough to fit into a light bulb.

Answer 7

4----   one to hold the bulb and 3 to turn the ladder.

Answer 8

1.

Answer 9

1

Answer 10

0

zero because anybody can s***w in a lightbulb.   it doesn't take a blonde to do it.  right?

Answer 11

like whose watching the light bulb?

Answer 12

Only 1 if she knows how to. But you cant find one who knows.

Answer 13

i (the sqaureroot of -1)

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Answer 14

1

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.