How many calories are in a tablespoon of sperm?

Question

How many calories are in a tablespoon of sperm?

Answer 1

I've read 5.

Answer 2

Ahh, the thirst for knowledge.  There's an article on the Straight Dope which may be helpful in your consideration.  1 tbsp is about equal to 15 cc, and he called 5 cc = 2 calories, so call it roughly 6 calories.

Answer 3

The average volume of ejaculate is around a half-teaspoon.

A load of ejaculate contains 40 million to 600 million sperm.

Ejaculate does not have a significant amount of calories. You'd have to ingest 400 loads to equal the calorie content of a "death by chocolate" dessert.

Answer 4

Who measures?

Answer 5

About 12 calories, the same amount as four tic-tacs, which you'll need to ge the taste out of your mouth