How many calories does an o****m burn?

Question

i saw this list on myspace once about all these facts and how many calories like s*x. oral and a bunch of other sexual things burn. does anyone know?

Answer 1

An o****m itself doesn't really burn any calories (maybe 1 or 2 at most). It's the physical activity involved in s*x that burns calories - the more physically exhausting it is the more calories are burned.

Answer 2

very frequent active s*x and yoga burn enough calories to keep you smiling and in shape. I do not go by percentages.  

Answer 3

are you planning on using that to get in shape?

Answer 4

Depends on intensity and length.  It doesn't burn very many calories but if its a good one it will flex every muscle in your body.