How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb

Question

Zero. It's a hardware problem.

I like this one, because it's the only computer joke my Mom likes.

I haven't heard a new light bulb joke in a decade. Try me.

Answer 1

..... THAT SUCKED AZZ.........

Answer 2

Just one as long as he doesnt have to get out of his chair?

Answer 3

You need to get laid.

Answer 4

That is SOOO NOT funny. How do you find that funny? ITS NOT FUNNY GODDAMMIITT!!

Answer 5

how many light bulbs have to get changed until you realize this joke isn't funny?