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How many did he catch today?

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A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed of lillies.

"Tsk Tsk!" said the passerby to himself. "What a sad sight. That poor old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I'll see if I can help."

The kind fellow walked up to the old man and asked, "What are you doing, my friend?"

"Fishin', sir."

"Fishin', eh. Well how would you like to come have a drink with me?"

The old man stood put his rod away and followed the kind stranger to the corner bar. He ordered a large glass of beer and a fine cigar.

His host, the kind fellow, felt good about helping the old man, and he asked, "Tell me, old friend, how many did you catch this morning?"

The old fellow took a long drag on the cigar, blew a careful smoke ring and replied, "You are the sixth today, sir!"

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  1. it was funny but i kind of knew what the punchline was gonna be from the 1st line :)


  2. ha ha good one

  3. Haha!! lmao I thought this was funny! I always think ur jokes are funny! lol

  4. funny

  5. Good one

  6. sorry not so funny

  7. I like it!

  8. ha haha~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!

    that old man has full time into fishing~~!!!!!!!!!! lolzzzzzz

  9. another good one cheers mate  

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