How many dogs can a person own here?

Question

I have 5 and I want 31 more by the end of the week.

Answer 1

Dingydoll, you can own as many hot dogs as you want!  Buy the large pack from Sam's and have a YA P&S party.  Where the heck do you live anyhow and how far do i have to ride my Barbie BigWheel?  

amen, let's eat hot dogs!!

Answer 2

LMAO at IFYAYW.

There is no limit, as long as they don't bark at the penguins. Penguins are pretty badass when it comes to being barked at.

The problem is that there are no stores yet that sell dog food. Might I suggest you get penguins instead of dogs? There are lots of them here and they are always looking for some free herring, of which we have an abundance. In fact, I am working on a recipe for herring pie so we can use up some of the herring. Here is the recipe.

Pour into one pie shell: a bunch of herring.

Cover with a pie crust, lance with a fork to allow steam to escape, then place in a preheated 350 degree oven.

Get out of the house to avoid the smell.

Let cool, then serve. To penguins.

Answer 3

i think you can own all you want here, but in seattle there's a crazy law stating a 3 pet limit although i have 3 dogs and 9 cats i'm hiding out

Answer 4

If you have a big place, and can manage it, fine.

Answer 5

Can you ensure that you will provide adequate

lodging and attention to all your dogs...

including meals, walks, vet care, toys

and play?

if not, please don't!

Answer 6

I'm moving in and we're going to HAVE to hire an illegal to clean up the p**p out in the yard.

Answer 7

Kennel License w***e.

Answer 8

The limit is thirty.  Bribe the mayor, and you may be able to get that extra dog.

Answer 9

Wait, why are we hanging out in Gualguaychu again?

Does anyone post any real questions here?

Answer 10

Are you looking to create a dog army to overthrow the government? Or do you figure they're easier to take care of then kids. BTW, your hair looks great today. :)

Answer 11

Woof woof!!

Answer 12

Depends on the prudes who run your city and county, or if you can keep them hidden.  Good luck, pookie bear

Answer 13

great,  now this place is going to smell like Florida

Answer 14

Have you ever seen this?

http://www.thedogisland.com/

I don't know if it's real or not... but, maybe you should look into moving there.