How many elephants does it take?

Question

How many elephants does it take?

Answer 1

Q: How many elephants does it take to s***w in a lightbulb?

A: I don't think a lightbulb has enough room inside for one elephant, let alone two s******g ones.

Answer 2

1 to make the pancakes and 3 to catch the lettuce.

Hahah that first answer made me laugh. I'll have to remember that :P

Answer 3

not sure, but asking this question surely takes 5 of your points.

and then I got 2 points. or 10 if im lucky.