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How many fingers do you have?

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Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.

The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.

Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'

'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? It's 2008! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.

I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'

And Paddy said, ' How da h**l was I 'spose to pick dem up?'

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  1. Lol....funny...


  2. Very good indeed.

  3. LOL!!! very good

    i love cork people

  4. i pictured the irish actually saying that with the accent....too funny...made me laugh!

  5. Conjured up a funny image that one again

    funny haha

    thanks for cheering me up babes x

  6. Even though i knew what was coming it still made me laugh because of da accent. Ta for da laff!

  7. hahaha ,

    thts funny :D

  8. very funny :)

  9. Technically speaking, he only has eight fingers and two thumbs.

    =0)

  10. must HAND it to you the best joke for a long time.

  11. that was good.

    thank you

  12. Cool. hahaha, oh my very good.

  13. I like that, I can almost, I say almost, doing the same thing, I hope I don't need to  :)

  14. LOL, that actually made me laugh.

    good joke ;] !

    xo

  15. HAHAHAHA LMAO OMG THAT WAS FREAKING HALARIOUS WELL WORTH A *

  16. lol

  17. Lol. Goodjoke. Love new jokes

  18. hahah well dats the Irish :):):) lol

  19. haha good one  

  20. wid his teeth :D

  21. Thanks for the late night chuckle "D" you're a Star!

  22. sorry not so funny. 3/10

  23. That was funny D!

  24. haha!! i love the irish!!

    you have 8 fingers btw!! hehe!!

  25. that"s one of my dad"s favourite jokes, i remember him telling me that when i was a child.

    i found it hilarious then and i still do...lol, have a star ..!

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