How many fully grown male midgets would it take to kill a fully grown male lion? Thanks.?

Question

Title says it all, both fully grown males and both pissed off and wanting to kill each others.

Answer 1

Just one midget, if he is a good marksman with a good rifle.

Answer 2

I'd be lion if I said this was funny.

Answer 3

Does circumstance come into the 'equation'?

Answer 4

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm when was the last time we saw a swarm of midgets!!!!

Answer 5

In Cambodia, they release about 20 and that usually works. There have been cases where they all got their $hit wrecked though. For example....

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/...

Answer 6

3 unless your talking about the lion on the wiz of oz. If so then i agree with the first guy, The answer is 1. But 3 if its a normal lion. Oh but if you have ever watched the lion king there is that one lion named scar. He was a beast, so i would say like 12 midgets for him, maybe 13. Believe me i know alot about these types of things.

Answer 7

With as much respect as I can offer, the Q is not only inane, but likely offensive to any who might bother, who happen to fit into that category.

   I do agree however with answer # 1. but in a different sense.

ONE well aimed, appropriate Rifle shot, would be able to take down a 600 pound Lion, but to what end? What would be the point? Who might judge your words "P*****" off? or know at all the sense that exists in a lion?

Answer 8

If the midget is fat enough he would probably choke the lion to death.  So "one" is the answer.

Answer 9

With your DNA, they could not find a lion.

Answer 10

20