Question:

How many hours do you put in?

by  |  earlier

0 LIKES UnLike

A Piping Inspector died in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates.

A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.

Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand and says, 'Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you.

'Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the Piping Inspector sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says 'Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but Congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive. Is it because I'm a Piping Inspector?

'Congratulations for what?' says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty.

'We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!'

The Piping Inspector is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open.

When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says 'Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty.'

That's simply impossible son,' says Saint Peter. 'We've added up your time sheets.'

 Tags:

   Report

3 ANSWERS


  1. _____00000__________00000______

    ____000000000______000000000____

    ___00000000000____00000000000___

    ____000000000______000000000____

    ______00000__________00000______

    ________________________________

    _000_________________________000

    _0000_______________________0000

    __0000______________________000_

    ___00000__________________00000_

    ____000000______________000000__

    ______0000000________0000000_0__

    _________0000000000000000____00_

    ____________00000000000_______00

    _____________________000_____000

    ______________________000000000_

    _______________________000000___


  2. I don't get it.


  3. That's an awful lot of man/hours for anyone, absolutely hilarious, great stuff, and well done...!

Question Stats

Latest activity: earlier.
This question has 3 answers.

BECOME A GUIDE

Share your knowledge and help people by answering questions.
Unanswered Questions