How many jews does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

Question

How many jews does it take to s***w in a light bulb?

Answer 1

The bus ride is putting u up in dizzying heights, right?

Answer 2

Dude, how many questions like this are you gonna ask?

Answer 3

one..

Answer 4

um... have them give me a call if they need help

Answer 5

1 to s***w it in and another to sue him for doing it wrong!

Answer 6

The answer is 3, Jew one to get the coupon for the bulb, Jew two to convince someone else that it is a good investment to buy for said jew, and Jew three to sell the bulb at full price making a profit. Refer to the first Jew.

Answer 7

????????? Someone needs caffeine, it's early morning