How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop? (inventive) 10 points.?

Question

give the smallest number and a logical explanation of how it could be true. will rate based on originality, # of licks, and feasibility. highest scoring gets best answer.

Answer 1

OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!

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obviously there aren't too many DBZ fans on here, or else i wouldn't have 3 thumbs down. (:

Answer 2

42?

Answer 3

~272~

l*****g the tootsie pop with a big swirl and a sucking motion.

Answer 4

3

Answer 5

i did it it is 437

Answer 6

Wow you have lots of power and rules to give away those 10 precious points I see.  So my answer is....originality=0;  # of licks=5; and highest scoring=11.  I think you still won the who's dumber contest though.  Congratulations and if I knew a way to send you a whole bunch of points I would.