How many of you think Kimbo slice is ridiculous?

Question

I bet the beard hair of Kimbo slice

contains lice!

Get em on tha ground an

he's done like all the rest

hopefully he shaved that

strange hair between his breast!

With a face like an otter

and a fist like a rock

hopefully he'll fight bigger fools than shamrock

With much luck he'll one day get better

but by then he'll be peeing in his diaper

getting

wetter

and

wetter!

Answer 1

once he fights a REAL fighter he will lose, he isnt as great as people make him out to be.

Answer 2

i do feel he is untested. elitexc hyped him up so much, lots of people are considering him the best heavy weight out there. kimbo has never faught a top ten heavy weight and probably never will because elitexc doesn't have any. i agree with you that if once he is taken to the ground by a bjj blackbelt, he is pretty much through. then everyone will see how big a can he really is.

Answer 3

Kimbo is a tough guy, i wouldnt underestimate him. Anyone can improve with proper training.

Answer 4

I do, I do, I do.  What a friggin chump.

Answer 5

kimbo is anoying and bad for the sport. he is putting a image on the sport of mma. he would get killed by anyone in the ufc. even light weights

Answer 6

he avoids the big name fighters so he won't lose in front of millions.. i don't blame him with the lack of mma knowledge and the lack of stamina he is a Kim-Joke!!!

Answer 7

Very creative poem. We can go on and on about how Kimbo is ridiculous, bad for the sport, a bad role model, etc. The bottom line is, the sport is still flourishing, Its not Kimbo's job to be a role model, that's why we have parents and teachers, and Kimbo is getting PAID.  He has virtually zero MMA skill, but a whole lot of people know who he is, and he's making a living for himself and his family.  Who's coming out ahead? He's fighting on TV, training with Bas Rutten, getting endorsement deals, while the haters are here, badmouthing him, and NOT GETTING PAID for it. Come on, man. If you don't like him, just don't watch.

Answer 8

as long as they keep rigging his fights kimbo will never lose