How many people follow the religion Presbyterian?

Question

How many people follow the religion Presbyterian?

Answer 1

Roughly 75 million (I'm including the "Reformed" churches since they're basically the same, just from the continent instead of the British Isles).

Answer 2

I used to until they changed their doctrine and started approving of abortion and  violating the sanctity of marriage.

Answer 3

I do. Presbyterianism is the same as all types of Christianity, excluding Catholism. They are all branches of Christianity, serving God and only God.  

Answer 4

I once dated a gal who was Presbyterian. She had the most amazingly wide pelvis. When we made love, I felt almost surrounded by it. Lovely.