How many "stink factories" does a woman have?

Question

My youth pastor says that the Bible reveals that there are at least 3 "stink factories" on a woman. He says that this is part of Eve's curse for taking of the Apple. I am really confused because I do not know what a "stink factory" exactly is, and how is that determined?

My youth pastor says that at Oral Roberts University, where he got his degree, they developed technology to make "smell maps" of women, and have determined that, yes, there are 3-5 stink factories on a woman.

He says that this knowledge is critical as it will be used to determine gender during the Rapture.

I am concerned that this should mean that women or men should shower less or more?

Answer 1

This is why I dislike organised religion.

Your youth pastor is out of his mind.  He's trying to scare you (maybe into not having relations with a woman).

I checked out Oral Robert's University as it sounded suspicious (never heard of it!) and even they haven't heard of it!  Your pastor needs to give you the research AND links to legitimate publication who have checked their findings and have subjected their research to a lot of tests to ensure its integrity.  In other words it should be checked by non-religious, very scientific publications that are well respected by the scientific community)

The human body has upwards of 5 million sweat glands.  It's not disproportionate to either s*x.

Bacteria loves sweat especially in places like under the arms (hence BO)

Why does gender need to be defined during the Rapture?  Would Jesus not look at their souls as opposed to smelling them?  Wouldn't that be too easy for Satan or bad people a chance to hide?

We should bath daily.  People who need to bath more - whether mail or female - can bath as required.

Answer 2

I have a Play-Doh Fun Factory.

Answer 3

Don't believe in religion. It's a man made fantasy. Look at this horrible, brutal, unkind, unsafe world we live in. Would a loving God stand by and allow this nightmare to continue? I would think not. If he does exist, he doesn't care about us one bit. Your better off worshipping your Stink Factory than some neglectful, absent God.

Answer 4

I don't think that's credible, 'stink factories' what are we dumb children?, there's nothing in the bible that says that God help us..... 'stink factories' ptttfffffffffff my goodness!

Answer 5

Stink Factories???  This is so outlandish that I have to believe you've made it up.  

If there is a god, I doubt that he really cares how often we shower.

Answer 6

It certainly reveals that your pastor is barking mad and potentially dangerous to others.

It's a great relief to know that the Christian community in Europe is relatively free of such misogynistic obsessives these days.  Why do you in America not recognise them for the raving madmen they are?

Answer 7

Wow... your youth pastor is definitely pulling things out of the Bible that aren't there! Did he give Scripture to back it up?

Umm... men and women should both shower as often as they need to. Some men and women have more problems with greasy hair and smelly armpits than others, so those people would have to shower at least once a day. Some people can get away with showering once every other day.

The Bible never tells us how often to shower. It's just a common sense thing.