How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Question

Funny answers please

Answer 1

7

Answer 2

1 Republican to speculate about what caused the lightbulb to go out, 1 more to blame it on the Democrats, illegals, and homosexuals, 1 to put forward legislation to reduce tax on the rich to stop light bulbs to go out in the future, 1 to state that it burned out due to natural effects in the Earth's atmosphere and 1 frustrated Democrat to take the reigns and change the darn bulb.

Answer 3

Four. One to give tax cuts for corporations for changing lightbulbs, one to buy lead tainted lightbulbs from China, one  to hire an illegal alien to change the lightbulb, and one more to blame our lightbulb dependence on the Democrats.

Answer 4

Wait, you need yahoo answers to make up jokes for you?

Answer 5

How about 1. No wait..... Yeah just 1.

Answer 6

None, they contract the job in.

Answer 7

The same as Democrats; one to write up a proposal, 2/3 majority vote, and a committee to hire the contractor to do the actual work.

Answer 8

None we pay our hired help usually Democrats and illegal immigrants.