10 points to whoever can the most right!! i'll post all the answers after 3 days!! (i copied and pasted them from a website)
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
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What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
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What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?
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Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
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What did the horse say when he fell?
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Has anyone seen Quasimodo?
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Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
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A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
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You have a barrel of oil, and you need to measure out just one gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and a five-gallon container?
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If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
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What is broken every time it's spoken? (jeeze i know this one. lol but go ahead anyway.)
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How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?
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Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
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What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
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If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?
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What work can a painter never quite finish?
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Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
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What is as big as you, but weighs nothing? (haha i know this one too!)
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Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers?
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If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
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What has a mouth but can't chew?
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How many letters are in the alphabet?
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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
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What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
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Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?
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Take away the whole and some still remains. What is it?
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What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
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When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
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If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?
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Which of the following statements are true?
1. At least one of these ten statements is false.
2. At least two of these ten statements are false.
3. At least three of these ten statements are false.
4. At least four of these ten statements are false.
5. At least five of these ten statements are false.
6. At least six of these ten statements are false.
7. At least seven of these ten statements are false.
8. At least eight of these ten statements are false.
9. At least nine of these ten statements are false.
10. At least ten of these ten statements are false.
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