How many squares does it take???

Question

Sheryl Crow sez to only use one square of toilet tissue... I for one happen to use a lot more... okay a ton more... but enough about me. What is the proper amount of tissue to use?

And if she only uses one square... how does she keep from getting her fingers dirty??

Answer 1

Sheryl crow is not an authority on much.  Tell her to give birth to a baby then tell us it takes one.   LOL

Answer 2

can you spare a square??

lol

Answer 3

unless you know for sure she washes them thoroughly with soap and water ;)

Answer 4

Three. One for deep cleanse, one for following up on that and one for finishing the job.

And she probably has people who do it for her.

Answer 5

I use a huge wad...I don't like to get pee (or anything else) on my hand...ick.  I say use what makes you feel comfortable.

Answer 6

Sheryl admitted she was joking about the one square, but not about the waste of toilet paper.  For women, three squares should be enough for Number 1.  For Number 2, it depends. I start with a smaller amount and fold around so I can use both sides (without touching the paper again) and use another small amount as needed.

Answer 7

First of all it ain't "dirt"

and second of all...ain't you 'spose to be workin'

mythology somebody asked about anyone seeing a big foot...FYI

Answer 8

I know some people try to use less toilet paper to cut back on waste and help the environment, but I just don't think I could use only one square. Ick.

Answer 9

There are two lessons to be learned from this: Use only as much toilet paper as absolutely necessary, and, never shake Sheryl Crow's hand.

Answer 10

I'm not sure I care about anything that Sheryl Crow has to say.  Is she the toilet paper police now?  Is she an expert on toileting rules?  And really, girls, one square just won't cut it.  I use about 6 squares.  Get REAL!