How many squirrels does it take to overpower a man.?

Question

I’m things 5 i.e. 2 on each arm and 1 going for the jugular vein vampire style. I need consensus so that if I spot x amount of squirrels together than I know its time to run.

Answer 1

Just one.

If it bites his nuts.

Answer 2

It depends on how easily the man freaks out.  Most people would lose to just one squirrel, because they run up your legs, and the claws hurt (so I've heard).  For somebody with composure similar to that of the late great Steve Irwin (\m/), it might take three or four.  Once they get to the waist, though, it's all academic.

Answer 3

2, i to stalk and watchm, and the other to work.

Answer 4

I think 1- they have pretty good teeth- they can crack a Nut that we can't even crack stepping on!

Answer 5

Squirrels are sneaky and masters of small unit tactics. They primarily attack from ambush and quickly encircle their prey, then overpower the victim with surprising ferocity. Beware of any groups of fifteen or more squirrels as this is their preferred operational unit size. Stay alert, be cool and move quietly when in their territory. Good luck.

Answer 6

Haven't you ever seen Charlie and the Chocolate factory? about 10 :)

Answer 7

1

Answer 8

Three. One to gauge his eyes out, and two to take everything in his pockets.