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How many stars do i deserve for these shorties

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A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral : BE SPECIFIC

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?

It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

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LOL!! I 'll give 9 out of ten.Keep posting such nice jokes!
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you deserve many points
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gud jokes
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7 STARS

JUST ADD ONE MORE.........

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lots!
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I think you deserve many points for these
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funny...i likes

***star
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haha! I would give 9 out of 10 :]
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some of them are funny, some are a bit odd, id say 3 and a half stars :D

I likes - 2nd, 3rd, and last

I dont like - the other ones

:D,

Zayne
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Haha the first and third are my favorites.
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