We Colonials downunder are great friends with you Americans....even if we're convinced no Boeings were flying anywhere near your Twin Towers on 9-11, we still understand a version of the same lingo.
But when you guys send Bush and Cheney's henchmen to yet another Middle East meet, with demands that Iran switches off their uranium boosters... we cannot understand why the cowboys don't come up with some good ol' Western diplomacy.
If trashing a few hundred H-Bombs to kickstart world-saving diplomacy is considered an obvious sign of weakness, why not at least offer to put off enriching Los Alamos yellowcake till after Dubya gets sidelined?
Imagine you were Iranian: just how insane would these Texans look in your dark eyes? Especially if their faceless shades always averted your steely gaze ;-)
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