How many times a day do YOU f**t?

Question

I don't mean the average, I mean you. I think I'm above average, I would say a few dozen! Help.

Answer 1

Seriously, if this really bothers you start keeping track of what foods you eat daily and you will be able to find the cause. Alot of people have lactose intollerance ( milk, cheese any dairy) and this can cause excessive amounts of gas. Fruit can cause gas too.

Answer 2

As often as I have to.

Answer 3

Hmmm... don't really know because I didn't count.

Answer 4

I f**t like there's no tomorrow.  I know it's my diet.

I farted around my friend in Wal-Mart tonight and he said it smelled like rotten steak.  It could have been that medium rare sirloin I had at the restaurant before.  Who can say?

I probably f**t about 20 times a day.

Answer 5

No more than absolutely necessary. You can probably hear me f**t about the average number of times a human farts/day.

Is that carefully enough worded for you?

Answer 6

...lol...I ...uh...7...to 10... lol

Answer 7

maybe humans f**t 5-10 times a day if you can do more than 10 times your talent is farting.

Answer 8

The average human farts 14 times a day. It is possibly your diet that makes you pass gas more often.  Here is a site that lists food that causes flatulence.

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articl...

Answer 9

unfortunately i have a huge gas problem its not dairy related but its bad. i usually get about 45 farts per day assuming that they r 4 seconds long each.

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