How many ways do you know to skin a cat?

Question

How many ways do you know to skin a cat?

Answer 1

Never felt the need to skin a cat. They can, however, be used as a substitute for sushi, in a pinch. Just shave them close and run 'em through the chipper real quick.

Answer 2

Only one.

But I know an infinite number of ways to exfoliate a p***y.

Answer 3

Susan does not skin cats.  *cries!*

Answer 4

Nobody knows as many ways as MacGyver. Give that sucker some Elmers glue and some popsicle sticks and he will build a bridge to China.

Answer 5

Only one, but you have to make sure the scalpel is sharp and you haven't had too much coffee.  

Answer 6

zero! why would you want to do that? do you live in china???

Answer 7

several, if I don't know, then I know someone who does.  

Answer 8

Only 3. I'm new at skinning cats. :)

Answer 9

3

Answer 10

I don't even know 1.  I usually send the cat out to have it done for me.

Answer 11

Poor p***y.

Answer 12

I know all the ways possible to skin a cat. I peelz cats all day man, they call me the "Big Wheeler Cat Peeler". I run this whole m**o block dog, they call me the "King" the "Big King"... "King Killer Big Wheeler Cat Peeler"...

Answer 13

More than one...