"Men are better than women. By their nature, men are much more intelligent, courageous, and stronger than women. Men invented cars, airplanes, electricity, cures for diseases, television, and millions of other inventions. What have women invented? Disposable diapers. Ever wonder why Jesus was a man and not a woman? No religion has ever put a woman in charge of sh*t, because everyone knows they can't do anything. Women are horrible drivers. Everyday, at least 9,000 innocent people are killed due to car accidents caused by women. They are also horrible employees. Last time, I ordered a big mac value meal at McDonalds, and the woman who took my order forgot to include the big mac. HOW DO YOU FORGET TO INCLUDE A BIG MAC IF ALL I ORDERED WAS A BIG MAC VALUE MEAL? You'd think she would forgot something else, like the fries, or the soda, but no, she forgot the big mac. Nice job. A man would never mess up that badly.
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