How might I become a cat?

Question

After much deliberating and consideration, I have reached the conclusion that humanity is incompatible with my view of the World.

To this end, it seems a dashed sensible move to convert to another species. I hereby declare that I wish to become a cat, with everything a feline lifestyle demands.

How might I facilitate such a transformation? I have started by growing whiskers.

Answer 1

I think that if you just believe you could become one.  I sometimes have dreams that I am a cat.  It isn't what I truly want, but it is all that will ever happen...