How might I cheer myself up?

Question

I am truly fed up, and no mistake.

Apart from a water leak in the bathroom, my job is going c**p, I can't afford a holiday this year and I'm generally p***ed off with everything.

I also ****** up painting the exterior of the house, spilling spots of white paint over the flagstones and some on my car.

Answer 1

You are experiencing a bad period:and whining over it does not help a bit.See a good movie read a book have drink:do not think the world will end:can't you clean the flagstones ?And your car:I think it is possible.

Had the same here.

Wish you better fortune.

Space

Answer 2

Blimey, if this lot ruled the world man would suffer from chaffing and women would be panic buying batteries under their council.

I'd have a ridiculous splurge if I were you. I'm sure you already know what you're going to do about your problems. Why not search fiendishly for that something you've been after but haven't had the heart to spend out on as yet?

I was so sure I was going to be surprised on Friday with a holiday for my birthday. No, no holiday but I did get a very nice laptop stand... My retail therapy begins tomorrow.  

Answer 3

Oi Cat,

You have a secret admirer. How's that do for cheer??

Beijos!

Answer 4

Ha! That sounds pretty average. How about my day... I bought a new motobike on Friday.. and its the second day of spring.. a beautiful day... but Im stuck in the home office looking at my bike from my window... so while I work (Im supposed to be doing this activity now) my teenage son comes home and goes for a ride.

Don't talk to me about paint spots. I paid a guy to paint and he got that c**p all over the fence, the footpath, the roof, the windows and the neighbour's car. He must have been applying it with a cannon.

Answer 5

I didnt even read what you wrote all i saw was ''How might I cheer myself up?'' and my best answer is Have a good old W.A.N.K!

Answer 6

try masturbating

Answer 7

Just try your best to think of all the things in your life that are good! and the things that you are lucky to have! and try praying to God for help!

Answer 8

I'll give you the same answer as you would me, should I ask the same thing.

Shape Up! Man! Are you a Man or Mouse? Don't be a Puff, grasp the Bull by the Horns and dig deep Sir. Don't like the job? Get a better one.

Can't go on Holiday this Year? So what? Save up now and you'll go next year or the year after. Britain's big enough, go and check out Weird Villages and stuff at Weekends.

I also advise you not to paint the House, under the influence of Drink.

Answer 9

*points and laughs*