How much beer should I drink tonight?

Question

It's been a crappy day at work and the wife is at the grocery store getting a case of beer.

I am thinking that I should put a pretty good dent into that box and help save some American brewery jobs in the process.

Answer 1

none, don't drink and drive!

Answer 2

a 12 pak sounds good... and if your wife loves you she will put them on ice in a cooler,have good music on the sound system, and help you make that dent in the box.... I suggest some good chicken wings and a salad for dinner with that... or a nice Burger dinner... Good luck...

Answer 3

I think since your wife is getting you a case of beer, she probably wants you to drink it all and pass out.

Seems like a logical answer to it all..you get drunk and pass out and she gets alone time !

Don't ya just love dysfunction junction !?

Answer 4

As much as you want!

Don't forget though- Don't drink and drive! :)

Answer 5

You are a true American!  I think I will help you save Americans jobs also!

Answer 6

That is so thoughtful of you, worrying about American brewery jobs.  It's a big sacrifice, but I am glad you are willing to do it.  Why, it's almost like your patriotic duty.  

Answer 7

Get trashed man............ and then get some nookie, and have a great day at work tomorrow

Answer 8

drink 4 beers then stop...or Tomorrow will be another crappy day ( hangover)

if you do drink the whole case then you might as well eat the box too!

Answer 9

At least 3 or 4, but if you have to get up early & go to work tomorrow, don't over do or you'll really feel crappy in the morning & that will make for another crappy day.  Cheers.

Answer 10

seventeen, you will feel like you are swimming no spinninn swing ,sitting

Answer 11

Drink as much as you want.

Just don;t drink to much where you get sick.

Answer 12

GET THE ****** CASE OF BEER AND DECIDE THEN.

how the **** are we supposed to kno how much you gonna drink

Answer 13

Buy every six pack in the store

Answer 14

I suggest 1 pint of beer has its silly getting drunk and having a rotten hang over for the next working day, if you want to get plastered you should wait for your next holiday then you haven't got to take time off for being drunk with a morning after hang over.

Answer 15

just stay home dont drink and talk to your wife about what your going through or talk to someone uplifting or just talk to God.

Answer 16

sure. drink as much beer as you like! For all I care.

Answer 17

11-14 beers would be good.

Then tomorrow, you should probably call in sick and you can sleep in a little bit and then start on the rest of the pack when you get up.

When you finish off the pack, you go out and eat some hot wings or something, really stuff yourself, then come back and lay on the couch and doze off while watching TV.

God, what an awesome day - what a truly awesome day.

Answer 18

all you can

Answer 19

sam adams about 12 bottles should suffice

Answer 20

I would drink the case to myself if I were you.

Answer 21

im thinkin start with a few shots of jack d, then hit the case hard like at least 12 in a couple hours, then when you think your done after about 15-20 shotgun a couple more and then eat nachos w/ cheese

Answer 22

28

Answer 23

Enough to make you forget

Answer 24

DRINK ALL haha feck yeaaaaa

Answer 25

tell her to get some sake and do your sake bomb!!!  ull be good after 3 beers

Answer 26

6 beers to feel good, 10 to be drunk

Answer 27

drink as many as you can then drive around your neighborhood and lmk how you do.. k? its an expirament of sorts, if i see you dont respond back ill assume jail time...

Answer 28

ooooooookkkkkkkkkkk............?

Answer 29

All of it.

Answer 30

Drink until you pass out and have to call into work tomorrow...

or else go in all stinky, smelling like sweat and beer...

then get fired, then go get a job at Breweries, since you are a one man brewery savior yourself!!!

They will be needed new hires to keep up with your drinking!!!

Answer 31

Beer is nasty.....none