How much could a tree chuck chuck if a chuck would chuck food?

Question

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Answer 1

I'm Confussed is it not supposed to be How Much Wood Could A WoodChuck Chuck If A WoodChuck Could Chuck Would

Its A Tounge Twister

Answer 2

While it makes for a great tongue-twister, the sad answer is: probably none. Woodchucks aren't particularly tree-oriented, and while they can climb to find food, they prefer being on the ground. In fact, they got the name "woodchuck" from British trappers who couldn't quite wrap their tongues around the Cree Indian name "wuhak."

More commonly (and accurately) known as groundhogs, these animals are closely related to squirrels, marmots, and prairie dogs, with which they share an affinity for burrowing. And actually, a burrowing woodchuck can chuck dirt, in the form of tunnels that can reach five feet deep and as much as 35 feet in length.

So, based on that number, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas calculated that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he could chuck as much as 700 pounds of the stuff.

Answer 3

That's new one. i didn't know trees could chuck chuck things.  

Answer 4

Need some Advil...