How much money is it nessesary to put in the collection plate?

Question

My local pastor, Rev. Platters, says that if someone contribute less then 100 dollars, then they will go to h**l. He is also the same pastor that I caught exorcising a man in the middle of the street by touching him in all the wrong places.

Answer 1

TROLL ALERT

whatever the person can handle......

please dont lie here..

Answer 2

Your pastor sounds weird, I'm not sure what's wrong with him.

Looks, offerings is basically to help the church and the church uses that money to help those in need too. You're offering to the House of God also.

Just donation $1 is sufficient, the more the merrier though.

Your pastor doesn't sound right with that "exorcism".

Answer 3

Rev Platters sounds like a money grubbing a$$ wipe.  If you aren't a member of the church, they're generally happy with with $20.  If you join the congregation, they'll get you to commit to 10% of your gross income.

Answer 4

Gee, no one one would ever guess that this is a fabrication, would they?  5% to the Church;  5% to a charity.

Answer 5

>>>How much money is it nessesary to put in the collection plate?

Put in?

d**n!

That explains the funny looks.

Answer 6

I don't think you should give them anything.  

Answer 7

So when I went to mass in my early days. I bought a ticket to h**l with pennies.  

Answer 8

Where's that church???

I've got a pistol and a ski-mask that have an appointment with his financially-fit azz!

Answer 9

for most churches, its ten percent, I don't agree with your pastor.

Answer 10

$0

Answer 11

the way you define it... about zero.

Answer 12

I am a christian but I would not go to that church....somethings wrong there. As for how much tithe 1/10th of income.

Answer 13

Enough to keep him happy, or he will try to exorcise you.

Answer 14

hey your local pastor is a thieve...

Answer 15

perv pastor!

dont go to him anymore!

leave it all to God! he will do the needful!

Answer 16

It is between you and God. We go to h**l only if we do not choose heaven. It has nothing to do with our money