How much money would someone have to pay you to?

Question

slap the sh*t out of Joe Theisman

Answer 1

ten bucks and a promise of no charges being filed

Answer 2

OMG!!!!! That is SOOOO funny!

I can remember watching the game when he got his leg broken.  My ex was hootin and hollerin at the tv!!! WHAT'S A MATTER JOEY??? DID SOMEONE BREAK YOUR LEGGIE WEGGIE???

Answer 3

Just my lawyer fees - If you got a picture of it -No charge  

Answer 4

a cheese sandwich and a thank you from you. the man changed the pronunciation of his name to rhyme with the heisman trophy. that's no joke, it was pronounced THEES-man until he made it to college. by the way, he didn't win the trophy.

Answer 5

I'd do it for free - all I'd ask is that he come to me or that I be reimbursed for the gas I'd have to buy to drive to him.