How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck? Being it that a woodchuck could chuck wood.?

Question

A question that many often wonder but only few know the answer. Are you one of these?

Answer 1

Actually that depends on the Woodchuck, Mine can Chuck mass Wood!

Answer 2

The same as a gum boil could boil oil that is if a gum boil could boil oil so to speak

Answer 3

According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas then reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.   :-D

So the next question could be:

How much ground can a ground hog grind if a ground hog can grind ground?

Answer 4

what the **** is a woodchuck!

Answer 5

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

woodchucks could only throw(chuck) wood if they have thumbs. so if they could, they could chuck as much as they could.

hope i helped!

Answer 6

Not a lot, but a few.

Answer 7

Ye olde lyric begins :- " IF a woodchuck could chuck "........etc etc. I`m therefor assuming that IF it could, means that it can`t, based on this the answer, must be, nil, zilch, none!