How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood??????

Question

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Answer 1

As much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Answer 2

a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Answer 3

Well if a wood chuck could chuck wood. then a wood chuck wouldn't chuck wood. because a wood chuck can't chuck wood you see?

Answer 4

uhmm a wood chuck a duck and started to f**k =D

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Answer 5

THE ANSWER IS CHUCK NORRIS.

Answer 6

my wenis is showing

Answer 7

Some say it depends on three factors:

    * The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

    * The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

    * The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Others say:

    * He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

    * A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

    * If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

    * One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

    * It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

    * Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

    * It depends on how good his dentures are!

    * A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

    * About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

    * About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

    * Um....... 23????

    * Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

    * If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.