How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

Question

If the enviromentalists said that first he would have to complete a 5 year enviromental impact study followed by a Senate hearing and submitting a complete budget proposal?

Answer 1

What in the world is a woodchuck?

If it's anything like a beaver it could probably chuck allot of wood!

Answer 2

Considering the appeals process, there is a good chance the woodchuck would die before he had to worry about chucking wood.

Answer 3

find another job.

Answer 4

Tax dollars well spent> sarcasm

Answer 5

None...Woodchuck's can't chuck wood.

Answer 6

??????????????       Dude,  I care about the everionment alot and everything, but how the h**l I am supposed to know?

Answer 7

Woodchucks Chucking Wood

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:

    * The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

    * The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

    * The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Others say:

    * He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

    * A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

    * If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    * It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

    * One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

    * It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

    * Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

    * It depends on how good his dentures are!

Answer

Answer 8

Unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

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Answer 9

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game

Answer 10

if a woodchuck could chuck wood...............prolly at least yrs after the study

Answer 11

He gets no wood chucked, so he just chucks it all and goes to work on plastic,  and the world is even worse off.  So how much plastic can the plastic-wood chuck chuck?

Answer 12

A woodchuch could chuch as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer 13

ummm, you probably meant to say how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer 14

....If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Apparently they cant "chuck" any wood.

Answer 15

As a result of tree huggers, woodchucks are no longer called woodchucks.  They are now cellulose relocation specialists and work primarily near landfills moving recyclable wood based products.  In that position, based on OSHA requirements for safety equipment, they have had very limited success, as they cannot work well encumbered with leather gloves, steel-toed safety boots, eye and hearing and breathing protection, and hardhats.  As a result, we will likely be seeing them alongside highway off-ramps and in urban intersections with signs that say "Unemployed - Hungry - Any Help Appreciated" in the very near future.  Hopefully, unless animal rights activists get involved, we can work together to stem this tide.   Support your local woodchuck.