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How much wood could a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Two for a wooden nickel.
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he'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a wouldchuck could chuck wood.
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As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood! =D

hehehe!

Adele
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Clearly zero if he can't woodchuck!
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck; if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Well, first of all, a woodchuck can't chuck wood, so don't ask aboutthings that aren't probable. (anything is possible, but not everything is probable at the current moment.) And second, I say about 8 oz. per minute.
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You're all wrong. The correct answer is 17. and you're welcome
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You guys crack me up! Got any more good ones? Ever heard the John Williams song, It Cost Me Fifty Bucks To Fix Me Budgie? What a riot!
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uhhhh

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I'm a singing kangaroo and I come far away I like to hop hop hop all day

would you like to come and play?

we'll hop hop hop hop what do you say
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