How much wood wood chuck chuck if a wocould a od chuck could chuck wood???

Question

Just wondering.=)

Answer 1

None; the union called them out on strike.

Answer 2

A woodchuck CAN chuck wood. The amount chucked would depend on a number of factors, the age and strength of the woodchuck, the type of wood being chucked, the size of the pieces of wood being chucked, the distance for the wood to be chucked and the length of time allotted for the operation.

Answer 3

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.