How much would it cost to be stuffed when I'm dead?

Question

How much would it cost to be stuffed when I'm dead?

Answer 1

Please don't think like that. Live your life with full of joy. Best luck.

Answer 2

sicko

Answer 3

I'll do it for £50

xx

Answer 4

Not much.We're getting stuffed enough while alive.

Answer 5

Well it depends on how u died, If it is a natural death it won't cost u much. but if u killed urself u need to leave around 1000 to clear up the mess.

Answer 6

its against the law, you cant I'm afraid

Answer 7

it wont cost YOU anything your DEAD

Answer 8

Why should you worry, you won't be paying.

Have a good weekend Hun ;-)

Answer 9

There's an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet on Lowestoft high street where you can be stuffed for only £5.95. Better go there and enjoy getting stuffed while alive!

Answer 10

Not much more than being stuffed while you're alive - Gordon Brown sees to that!

Answer 11

Depends where you live and cost of transportation but going rate for a human is £13-15000 approx.

Not in UK you understand

Answer 12

I don't know, but it cost the council nothing when they stuffed me alive for not paying my poll tax!

Answer 13

I don't know who's creepier: You or the person who would  want your sick stuffed body. Seriously wrong man.

Answer 14

Even if it was possible,  if you are that conceited then you shouldn't be worried about the cost!

Answer 15

cant be much cause stuffed chickens are cheap...i do hope your legs can reach around your neck though

Answer 16

what do u want to be stuffed with? I know a lad who will stuff u with cotton wool for a tener

Answer 17

The question you should be asking is who's going to want you standing stuffed in their living room!