How much would it cost to hire a "kitty hitman". I have already talked to owner.?

Question

How much do you think it would cost to hire a kitty hitman?

Well, I suppose some explanation is in order. My next door neighbor has a cat and at night it leaves his apartment and just mews all night near my window. It is the most annoying thing ever. I haven't had a good night sleep in weeks!! I've tried talking to the owner but he won't budge. I've also tried drowning out the cat's noise and even poisoning the cat but the cat wouldn't take the bait. The bottom line is I need someone to do the job face to face. I was hoping you guys had any idea how much a "kitty hit" would cost. Any answers or advice would be appreciated.

Answer 1

Get yourself a big, bad dog. And, for the time being, I liked the idea of earplugs and a humidifier or fan or other quiet noise machine.

Answer 2

You are sick.Leave the cat alone!!! If it bothers you,buy an air  purifier.They make a lot of noise and will drown out sounds.Do not hurt that cat!!

Answer 3

Shut up, ya dikhead.

Answer 4

It is wrong to kill anothers pet, and I think you know it. It's a felony in the state where I live. They say if one can start their killing with animals - it won't be too long they'll start killing human beings.

There are no laws in my state regarding situations of cats roaming the neighborhood. It's not against the laws here, only for dogs. Trapping your neighbors cat could very well be a problem for you too. Call your animal control agency and ask what the laws are. If the cat isn't suppose to be wandering - then file a complaint and the animal control officer will inform and warn your neighbor of the problem. Possibly even fine them for having the cat at large.

Answer 5

What in the world?  Ok, call the humane society or animal control and say that the animal is disturbing the peace.  They will talk to the owner.  If it isn't rectified, they confiscate the animal.  But dude, hiring a "kitty hitman" is going overboard.  In the mean time, invest in some earplugs.