How much would you pay ph??

Question

A man owned a small farm in Georgia.

The Georgia State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.

I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.

He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.

He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit," said the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.

Answer 1

He's not paying himself properly! hahaha!

Answer 2

That would be me, too, I'm the half-wit in my company, very good joke, though, it made me laugh out loud, OK...!

Answer 3

ha ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!!!!!

that guy would be the half-wit when he work and sleep with his wife rest of the time he is just the owner of the farm counting the profit~~!!!!!

i think the he is saving on tax~~!!!!! this is just a wild guess~~~!!!!good one very practical~~~!!!!!!!

Answer 4

very good  lol

Answer 5

LOL yeah life's a bummer

S&C

Answer 6

Miss Cherry, you made my day, thank you.  I love it.

Answer 7

not so funny sorry

Answer 8

I like that!! Unfortunately its probably very true to life!!

Answer 9

Cute! Unexpected ending!