I have a friend, let's call him X, he auditioned for Fame Academy.
He also auditioned for Vote For Me, the ITV show to become an MP, but he was deemed too intelligent by the producer of the show.
I am also this friend and invented the fast dial telephone and the keypad will replace QWERTY.
If Gilliam Gibbons is harmed by the authorities or is exposed to risk that leads to harm should we nuke Khartoum?
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