How quickly could I get marijuana out of my system?

Question

I occasionally like to roll up a fat blunt and leave the planet for a couple hours. My only problem is I'm 16 and my dad obviously doesn't condone and has found some in my room while snooping around one day. I have a 3.7 GPA, I'm an all state linebacker, and I'm in many different activities so it really hasn't caused any problems as of yet. I don't really find anything wrong with it and I could basically write a book on the health effects, its history, and the laws surrounding it so I don't really need a lecture from someone who knows less than me on the matter. However, I am not familiar with how long it takes to get it out of my system and my dad has threatened to test me on a random basis. So I want to know from someone with personal experience on how long it generally takes for it to exit the system assuming I'm drinking a ton of water a day.

Answer 1

That depends. If it is a urine test, then drinking lots of water for 1-2 days should be ok.

however, if it's a blood test, then it could take up to 4-6 months for it to exit yr system.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Well, i have both personal and professional experience on this subject...... if it is only occasionally you should be clear in 3-5 days, but if its more regularly (like once a week) it can take up to 6-8 weeks, to be out of you urine and blood tests, however a DNA test usually done on the hair can show it up for years- but they don't do them really.

Being fit will help too- but be careful drinking so much water you don't want to go into kidney failure due to drinking too much fluid!

Hope this helps

Answer 4

okay,

me and you are in the same boat haha (parents)

um, you are in football which is good, im guessing your in shape?

so really you wont have much to worry about, because not being fat can really come to be the best thing when you want it out of your system.

working out is good, drinking water (throughout the day) try and drink a liter a hour, by the end of the day you should have a couple gallons flushing it out,

if it all hits the fan:

you can drink like a liter of olive oil & gallon of green tea

you can get like a eyedrop container, put bleach in it, during the drug test put 10 drops of bleach in the cup (to be safe)

visit the local smoke and glass works, and ask them or bring a friend thats 18 to get you the drink that flushes your system out

its usually around a 40$ drink.

Answer 5

wouldnt be a really good book if you couldnt answer this silly question