How should I dispose of this body?

Question

How should I dispose of this body?

Answer 1

Why worry about it

Answer 2

compost and use the compost as fertilizer

Answer 3

Bury it at least 5 feet deep, 3 or 4, 10lb boxes of lye, soak it down well with water, but not so much that you wash all the lye away, and cover.

Within a few weeks, there will be very little that can be identified.

Or cremate it. But it's hard to get high enough temps with just your back yard variety bonfire to destroy bones and teeth.

Answer 4

cut it up in the bathtube and drane the blood then mix it in with the dry wall so it looks like hons solow did in that carbonite

Answer 5

bury it in a hole sitting upright with a bale of hay on top to assist decomposition

then plant a tree on top.

that is universally accepted as the most energy efficient way to recycle carcasses.

Answer 6

donate to science.

Answer 7

creamation

Answer 8

Are you talking about yours or one on the floor in front of you?

Answer 9

throw me in the river so i can enjoy the beauty on the way to the ocean

Answer 10

Cremation is best.  

It gives the carbon back to the earth the quickest.

Answer 11

Assuming you mean your body or that of a close relative that didn't come to an untoward end by your own hand:

Answer 12

Try dumping it in Springfield lake, if you get told not do then put your "yard trimmings" in a car compactor.

Answer 13

Compost it:

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DK

Answer 14

What a question!!! It can be taken so many ways!

OK How should you dispose of your body when you die? Well there are laws covering that. The least of the evils in my mind is cremation.

Got a dead animal? OK, contact the animal shelter, and let them handle it.

You could mean a body of water too? Well, digging a ditch to a storm drain might help. Filling in the area where the water stands might get rid of it for you too.

Husband, wife or just someone who has annoyed you? Well Here in Illinois in the US tractor tires are often filled with calcium which will not freeze in the winter. That same calcium will turn an entire body into a liquid including hair, finger nails, and bone in about 3 days. Silicone breast implants, metal plates, screws and pins, and any other surgical implants are likely not to be dissolved, and most can be used to identify a body. You could also get a metal trash barrel big enough for it to fit into, and put the body in it, then fill it the rest of the way with diesel fuel. Light it, and come back in a few hours. Bet the body wont be there anymore. Remember to dispose of the ash though! and get rid of the barrel. (note this idea may not be what's best for the environment, but it's functional.

Answer 15

My ex's both wondered how I would resolve that issue. One got a security guard, the other moved.

Oddly enough, I never had a body to dispose. I almost had a body with my SO. He hit me. Girls, never let your man call his mommy, after he hit you. It was everything I could do, to NOT kill him! I even loaded my shotgun. I was gonna kill that b*****d. With him crying to his mother, I would have got life. I should have taken pics when he beat my face into a wall, busted my lip, broke ribs and I could hardly move for days.

I get torqued about humilating jokes and I don't let any man spend 24 hrs with me.