How should I react now that I have been told that someone is coming to my house to give/take some ?

Question

loving whether you want it or not? How should I react?

1. Woo hoo! Shower, shave, and take a blue pill?

2. Stay hidden in the cellar (not that I even have choice)?

3. Call the papers and have a professional photographer ready to provide proof that my 11.5 year drought is over?

4. Something else?

Answer 1

87. Bathe in lilac-scented oil of shamu, massage your entire body using musk ox-loins-oils, and lie naked on a babboon-skin rug whilst Englebert Humperdinck plays in the background.... waiting breathlessly for your lover/fornicator/stalker/Celeste comes to get you.

<--------- hopeless romantical at heart

*cries because I am not there, too*

Answer 2

I would like to say #2, but your 11.5 years is a long time...so then I want to say #1, but I think she might break you...you should do #3 regardless...

what the h**l, number 1, don't forget the back hair...

good luck

Answer 3

Uh oh.  You're talking about me aren't you?

I suggest a combination of 1, 3 and 4.  4 is have your last will and testament ready because I'm liable to hump you to death.

Answer 4

5 carbo load... you need energy  

Answer 5

You'd think that after 11.5 years you'd be more receptive to the idea!!!

I'm coming over, so suck it up and make yourself look purdy for Snizz!!!

Answer 6

"something grossly disturbing and offensive" "something ironic and amusing" ompelle out.

Answer 7

1!!!!!!

:)~

Answer 8

3 I wanna see proof....♥

Answer 9

1. and 3.

~MLF~

Answer 10

1.  Take a deep breath, as this is your moment to shine

2.  Enjoy it as much as possible, as it will be over quickly

3.  Give more than you take, as that will increase your chances of a

     second time around (trust me).  

No, don't call the papers or alert the media.  Keep it to yourself or brag to your friends, but really, ENJOY the MOMENT !!

Answer 11

the boys rugby team said that to me once. i ate standing up for a month. we still write. oly out.