How should i act on the first day of school FUNNY?

Question

I don't would to act like myself, cause im just that way. i want to act like napoleon dynamite or something. i want to be funny but i want for people to think im like retarded, so please help me with some ideas.

oh and no stupid ones and dont tell me to act normal and its not cool to pick on people cause im not really gonna act like this the whole year or anything

Im in high school and friends with most of the upper class men

im the cut up and i always start the school year acting different

like last year i acted emo the first day

Answer 1

Say you just moved from one of these states

-California

-Texas

-Florida

and make up and accent. unless the kids already know you then say you vactioned there for Summer and you got an accent. You also have to dress like a sterotypical Californian, or Texan would.

Answer 2

hippie, mime idk

Answer 3

Adopt a foreign accent and claim to be some kind of exchange student? Or else wear one of those big white cones they put on dogs to keep them from l*****g themselves? Hmmm, or do both?