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How should my wife tell people she got a black eye?

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How should my wife tell people she got a black eye?

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  1. She should say:"I moved out and filed for divorce!"


  2. Tell them she got slugged then she can take a few days off for personal reasons  

  3. I can't speak for your wife but if it were me with one I would be honest as to how I got it.... Whether that be I ran into something or someone hit me...

  4. you tried gettin her 2 suck your d**k. but you missed her mouth and stuck it in her eye!! HAHAHHA OMG i am just kidding..

  5. How DID she get a black eye?

  6. She should tell the police exactly how she got it.  Take pictures to show the judge, too.

  7. Your an idiot.

  8. you truly are brainless, asking people to help you out to make up something in order to cover up what probably you did... yeah, we need more info...

  9. Um....well.....probably just be honest.

  10. by  you  and then she should charge your asss

  11. Honestly

  12. wow, buddy. no one can help you out because we dont know how she got it. did YOU hurt her? her dad? we need details!

  13. well.... how did she get in the first place anyways.

  14. The truth, if you hit her you did the wrong thing and give men like me a very bad name.   Never ever hit anyone regardless if male or female.  Domestic Violence is always wrong no matter what!

  15. b/c she was giving it to you from behind and you got a little too excited and swung back

  16. The truth.  If you are the source of the black eye, she should not feel obligated to cover it up or to protect you.  That would only encourage you to escalate your abuse.

  17. How did she get a black eye?  They do not play around with domestic violence any more if you did it then she should say you did it, so you can go to jail.  but I am sure that this is just for reaction.  

  18. For her to tell the truth and if your the one who gave it to her!!!, then you need to be exposed for the person you really are.

  19. doesn't matter. they will guess that you probably hit her.

  20. She should tell people the truth.

  21. Tell everyone that she got pill-ed up & fell face first off the toilet!lol

  22. hahaa, funny
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