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How silly is he ???hmmm?

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A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then, we need a urine sample."

"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

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  1. little too honest for his own good


  2. lol, thats good

  3. It's the way you tell 'em, you really crack me up, brilliant, hee hee...!

  4. lol

  5. lol x]

    that was funny!

    x]

  6. woww!! what kind of story is this? its funny but weird at the same time!

  7. He's not silly, he was just honest.

    It's not his fault the officer wasn't straight forward and ask him if he was drunk.

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