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How smart's your dog?

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Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second was an accountant, the third was a chemist, and the fourth man was a government worker.

To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff."

T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

The Accountant said his dog could do better, and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff."

Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

The Chemist said his dog could do better still, so he called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was great.

The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff!"

Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers' Compensation and went home on sick leave.

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  1. Mr Peabody is smart enough to get lifetime disability.

    good joke!


  2. lol!

  3. Too good lol but very true ,star for you

  4. nice lol.. :)

  5. haha! that's sick! i give u a star.. =)

  6. Star for you. Luv it!   I needed a good laugh right now from an INTELLIGENT person...happy trails, meow

  7. LOL awesome.  Good dog!

  8. lol funny.

  9. omg!! hahaha i actually laughed out loud!!

  10. thats it. im training my dog now.
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