How strong is your faith?

Question

In toasters?

Do you trust your toaster to always be there for you?

Answer 1

Will your toaster be there to comfort you in the end?  Granted, you probably will not need a toaster since there won't be any bread and there will be plenty of heat.

Answer 2

I hardly ever use my toaster.

Answer 3

I dont UNDERSTAND.

Answer 4

Much stronger than yours.

God love you.

Answer 5

My toaster treats me good *bites her poptart*... it better always be there for me!

Answer 6

I have no faith in the toaster.

Faith is grasping.

I prefer using a cast iron skillet.

Answer 7

No

my toaster is so unreliable

wow, good question

Answer 8

i have all the confidence in the world, that if i were to ever call upon my 'magic chef' toaster. he would be there to deliver me from whatever i may be facing. not to mention his uncanny ability to bake my bread to a golden crispness.

Answer 9

GEE! I just got done answering a question from another women. It's not the fact I answered a question, it's the fact that the picture in her avatar thingy looked like. Nice, very nice! Your doing the same thing! If that is a real picture of you than your drop dead gorgeous! Do you think that someone will take it easier on you if you show your picture? Twice within ten minutes I've gotten into trouble. Make that three! Does your toaster use batteries? If it does than I think your faith is less than mine.

Now people! Christians are just as human as you are, maybe even more so. Besides that I didn't say I wanted them, just that they are very pleasant to the eyes! That's a question waiting to be asked.

Answer 10

My toaster is an awesome toaster.

I've never seen it, I rarely even go in the kitchen (I have a good lady that spoils me too much, or at least hates the cooking messes I would make). But I know the toaster is there somewhere and is really awesome. Where else would my poptarts come from?

Answer 11

None in mine it either burns it or drys it out lol

Answer 12

I bought a pretty cheap model because I'm cheap. I'm sure it'll last a while but I wouldnt be surprised if it crapped out on me.  

Answer 13

Strong enough to know the end is inevitable.

Answer 14

I have such a "thing" for my toaster that I read the owners manual for spiritual guidance. It seems to lead me down the right paths in my life and tells me how to live and think [or not to think as the case may be]. When things go right in my life I give all the praise and glory to my toaster. When things go wrong in my life I blame it on my toasters mortal enemy "The Frying Pan". They battle for my ultimate loyalty on a perpetual basis. The toaster manual tells me that if I don't live the way the toaster thinks.....I'll spend eternity in the Frying Pan. Now this actually makes about as much sense to me as christianity.