How tall is god according to our metric system on earth and what is the speed of him?god

Question

How tall is god according to our metric system on earth and what is the speed of him?god

Answer 1

2 metres tall. He moves super quick. He would probably win all the fast events in the olympics. Thats pretty quick. When he runs past you it would sound like WOOOOOOSSSSHHH!!! but that sound would be a couple seconds behind him because he is so quick. Imagine if he wore shoes he would be awesome. Not saying he isn't awesome but come on God in a pair of Nike shoes. Whoa.

Answer 2

the size of something that does not exist is zero metres

all motion is relative

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Answer 3

He is always just longer than a piece of string and twice as funny. Which means that he weighs about three centimetres and measures two litres long and four hectopascals wide...