How the fight started?

Question

And then the fight started.....

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take

her someplace expensive....

So, I took her to a gas station.....

and then the fight started....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Milller Light

for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for

$7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at

night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started.

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to

apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at

home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me", and she processed my Social Security application. < DIV>

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants.

You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school

reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her

drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?

"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started........

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and

little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

"I AM NOT HAPPY!!!" < FONT>

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And that's how the fight started.........

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I took my wife to a restaurant. the waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself.

And that's how the fight started.......

Answer 1

OH gosh I had to tell somebody dey laughing hard. That was funny. I can&#039;t stop laughing~~~!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Miss Friggy, ah was wondering where yuh was chick. I love the one when the wifey say &quot;yuh shoudda drop yuh pants&#039;! Oh geed!  

Answer 3

I enjoyed these! Where did you get them? Thanks for making my morning. Here is a star.

Answer 4

oooooh gaaaad oh !! look fight in de place.

ok ok i have ah lil one too

i tell ah man/woman to throw his/her frame on a Q. dey hit meh ah violation... de fight started

Fireman abusing de siren on the Wrightson Rd. so i eh ease he up he vex .... fight start (he bad driving people to get in front of me)

Fumes in de building ...i walk out, people vex... fight start

IT block meh AGAIN from FB..fight start

lord and de week eh good start !

Answer 5

oh me mummah lolz i nevah taught i woulda see a ting like dis in dis place lol

Answer 6

LMAO...hahahahaha....hehe..yeah Friggy....some ah dem lines wouldn&#039;t just start ah fight with some of the people I know! Somebody might get a date with St. Peter! LOL

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Lawd Julien....you does cause fight just by walking??!! heheh...allyuh is real trouble yes! And IT block meh from FB too..... so...now ah have to harrass allyuh in here.

Answer 7

There&#039;s no peace for us LOVING husbands, we say good tings, we get buss ar$$, we say bad tings, we get murdered, we say noting at all, we get we ar$$ whip, an it wuss if we gettin ole.  

Answer 8

Oh My Gosh!  I&#039;m Laughing My Behind Off!  I can understand why the fight started.  Still LOL!