How the h**l do you tie shoes?

Question

I can't for the life of me figure it out. My friends think I'm retarded.

Answer 1

Albert Einstein couldn't tie his shoes either.

Answer 2

Wow - this is very hard to describe, but here goes. Take one shoelace in each hand. Loop one lace over the other and pull both laces until the shoe feels snug.

Make a loop with the right hand lace

Drape the left hand lace around the loop and push it through from the back.

Pull both loops until they are tight.

I had to do this with a shoe in my lap - amazing, that something I've done at least a million times, should be so difficult to remember!

If this doesn't work, get shoes with velcro closures. Much easier.....

Answer 3

are you being serious?...I can't tell....there might be a seminar someplace on "shoe tying"...Hmmmm....you may very well be .....

Answer 4

How to Tie Your Shoe



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You will need:

   1. A shoe

   2. your shoe laces

   3. your hands



Procedure:

    #1 First you take one shoe, and lace it up with your shoelace.

    #2 To lace it up, criss cross your shoelace over and under the holes in your shoe.

    #3 When the ends of your shoelaces meet take one end, lay the other down, then go over and under your laid down end.

    #4 Take one end of your shoelace and make a loop.

    #5 Take the other shoelace and wrap it around the loop.

    #6 By doing that, you will make a smaller loop.

    #7 Put the middle of the shoelace you haven't looped, through the small hole.

    #8 By putting your shoelace through the hole, you make another big loop.

    #9 Pull on the big loop very hard, this will make it tight.

    #10 That's how you tie your shoe!



Extra Help to Double Knot!

    #1 When you have two loops, you seperate them.

    #2 Place one down, then hold the other in your hand.

    #3 With the one in your hand, go over then under the one placed down.

    #4 Pull tight! That's how you double knot!

HERES A VIDEO TOO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc4H6goKF...